You’ve heard the expression “no news is good news”. Well around our house I started using the variation “no news is no news”. You see, the problem we are having (as most near due pregnant women do) is that if anyone ever calls me and I don’t answer (perhaps I am using the bathroom -as pregnant women rarely do!- or am trying to wrangle my two little monkeys off of something high and dangerous -which also never happens around here-) then people automatically assume I must already be at the hospital getting ready for our new little one to arrive. So for our family and close friends the saying is “no news is no news”, meaning we’ll call if anything starts going ahead of schedule. Otherwise, relax. Don’t worry. And wait for Thursday.